The Things We Left Behind
Posted by BountyBowl |
It's moving week for the BountyBowl household. While every move forces something of a reassessment-of-the-importance-of-objects-and-subsequent-purge effort (imagine we're moving from one small apartment to another slightly less small apartment and space is at an extreme premium), the past week's upheaval was our first with a third member of the family and her related (little pink) objects in tow. Which essentially has meant that the standards for what gets to stay among Daddy's possessions have gotten a whole lot stricter -- these days, only the person in our house who wears diapers gets to keep their toys.
Generally speaking, I'm fairly ruthless with the purge efforts, but I tend to hold on to old junk if I can sell some ridiculous sentimental-value story to Mrs. BountyBowl. For years, I have thus been able to justify toting a bunch of Eagles-related crap from apartment to apartment. I mean, I try to rationalize some of this stuff as kitschy and ironic ("Isn't it kind of funny and not at all pathological or immature that I have this ______?"), but who am I kidding -- I love my Eagles junk. But, owing to both the decisions of the Eagles front office and our own square-footage constraints, it was time to say goodbye to some old friends.
What didn't make it (AS FAR AS ANYONE INCLUDING MRS. BOUNTYBOWL KNOWS):
Life-Sized Donovan McNabb Standing Cardboard Cutout. Oh, life-sized Donovan McNabb standing cardboard cutout, the times we've had! Remember when we used to leave you in the hallway late at night to scare my erstwhile (Giants fan) roommate when he stumbled home after a night of revelry? Or when we'd set you up out in Seattle when we hosted our friends out there for a football Sunday, and unfamiliar acquaintances would gawk in horror at your lumbering and unacknowledged presence (if you weren't down with my cardboard Dunavin, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME OVER IN THE FIRST PLACE)? You know you're a classic item when you feature an Eagles player wearing white shoes (amember that?). But with Donovan McNabb now a (hobbled) Redskin, I can't very well justify holding onto this item. Also, it doesn't really stand up so well anymore (the cardboard one, ZING!).
Brian Westbrook Fathead. This was actually a going-away gift from one of the Seattle guys who Got It in re: the NFL in a big way. The most amazing thing about this object is that my wife actually allowed me to place it on our wall for a month once ("It's ironic! Totally not serious! Just kind of funky!"). While it rolls up into a cardboard tube (so easy to store!), it isn't like it's ever going to get broken out again. Also, I've already poached the Eagles logos for my office at work. We'll miss you, giant wall-mounted B-West!
History Of Eagles Uniforms Picture. Apparently, we have too many allegedly tasteful things to hang on the wall as it is, and thus no room for this to go up anywhere. In some future existence, I would have a house with a dedicated adult fun room where this could be featured. Until then, it's out of luck.
What I managed to hold on to:
Framed Sheldon Brown SI Cover. Cardboard Box wasn't just one of my favorite fantasy team names, it's also been a prized piece of my personal junk collection for years. Also, it's small enough to be politely stored (at least until the next move).
Plastic Commemorative Coffee Mug From 4th-and-26. It's tiny, and is a great Eagles memory. I remember buying coffee deep in the second half just to keep warm -- not even thinking that I was getting an attractive commemorative mug in the exchange. I can bury this one and get away with it -- and even use it to dump loose change if I'm so inclined.
Autographed DeSean Jackson Football. It's bulky, but it's just so current. Sure, we don't have any place to actually put this object, but I can't very well ditch this so early in The CamelCased One's career? The catch with this one is that it's still in the box. But what else am I supposed to do with it? Buy some sort of mounting stand? Don't act shocked if this ends up as a prize in a future IgglesBlog contest.
I imagine similar dramas have played out in other folks' houses? Feel free to share your memories in re: your favorite Eagles objects/ junk ahead of tonight's game.

Another interesting facet is that a team who released a drafted rookie is probably going to be willing to pay him his original base salary to be on the practice squad -- the team is indifferent, since it has to pay out 85% of the money regardless, plus at least an additional $80,000 to some other guy to take that spot. Other teams won't be willing to match that bid. Further, there won't be much of a financial advantage to the practice squad player if he signs with another team, apart from accruing service time.
This could be a significant factor for someone like Jeff Owens. If he were to make it through waivers (difficult for a DT, but set that aside), the team might as well offer him $310,000 to be on the practice squad, because the difference between the amount they'd owe if he went elsewhere ($310,000 - $263,500 = $46,500) is less than it would cost them to sign some other player to the practice squad ($80,000 minimum).
For DTs, keeping a guy with any talent on your practice squad is incredibly difficult, because it is a very thin position in terms of talent. Guys get picked up quickly. The Eagles might be able to shield this from happening with a high salary to Owens.
Further, depending on the outcome of this NFLPA investigation, the Eagles might as well do the same for Charles Scott, assuming they retain even the slightest interest in him as a player. Of course, if they don't really care if they lose him to another team or not, they wouldn't have to pay him the full minimum salary, just more than anyone else is offering -- which they should be willing to do given the potential cost savings.